mind control boss's kindly aunt slams open the door. mind control boss cowers.
mind control boss's kindly aunt: "i want to take my buggy to the store for milk, but --" mind control boss covers his head, turns away, but peeks at his kindly aunt with one eye mind control boss's kindly aunt: "but the store doesn't sell milk anymore because _somebody_ released a _military flu virus_ for a measly --"
