Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss: "it is true. i kept myself alive for my own reasons. i
did _not_ summon a demon army and i will _not_ be your lich lord at
this time!

grumbling irritated undead begin to shamble elsewhere