On Wed, Dec 6, 2023 at 07:14 Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <[email protected]> wrote:
> zombie cyborg [carrying glowing coal or torch or such like bring fire to > cold tribe from lost firemakers]: "i have seen the cure to zombieism! and > an antivirus to the borg!" > > zombie: "brains brains ... brains brains?" > > cyborg: "you will be assimilated! resistance is futile?" > > zombie cyborg: "oh sorry" > > zombie cyborg [presenting coal, grinning]: "brains brains brains brains! > you will be assimilated! resistance is futile!" > > zombie and cyborg grin back > > cyborg: "you won't be assimilated! resistance isn't futile!" > > zombie: "lasagna dinners! feeling and healing!" > maybe try? zombie: "protecting heads > > [mistake] > > --- > > cyborg uploads the antivirus declaration into their hive interface and > heads to their next target for assimilation" > > zombie injects the zombieism antivirus and heads to their next hideout of > frightened humans > > cyborg [to herd of zombies]: "you won't be assimi >
