Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss thought he would dump some loud loads of shit onto some
municipal outlets to cover up the squeaking of whistleblower rats in the
next room,
but there was superglue on the toilet seat and he couldn’t get up after
he wrenched and wrenched
soon he was walking around the office with porcelain affixed to his behind