On Sun, Apr 28, 2024 at 22:09 Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <[email protected]> wrote:
> zombie approaches novice zombie monk > > zombie: “so, how are the brains here?” > > novice zombie monk puts on a monocle > > novice zombie monk [wearing monocle]: “brains! yes! i still eat those!” > > zombie: “aren’t brains great?” > > zombie takes a stashed squished brain out of their pack > > … > “huh? you still want to eat brains?” … “no! the goal is to recover from zombieism. that’s why there’s a big brain on a stick leading toward the zombie monastary …” >
