Re: Morning Spam

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

“an assassin infiltrated the top-security central offices —“
 “omigod!”
“and is furiously and obsessively attacking the space between their feet.”
 “uhh”
  “somebody trained their AI for too long. shall we rescue them?”
“they won’t understand anyth—“
  “go rescue them!”