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traffick boss jumps down from a branch and pounces on a giant sea-turtlee

the poor sea turtle was sad because it walked funny

traffick boss: "i have you, sea turtle!"

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traffick boss is dancing a dance amongst some mushrooms near a swamp

a viewer is not familiar with dances and wonders if it is ballet

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traffick boss has turned into a mushroom

he planned to infiltrate a group of mushroom-lovers but forgot that mushrooms 
cannot walk very quickly.

traffick boss plants himself into moist soil

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traffick boss requisitions a robot to be built.

traffick boss's robot butler visits

robot butler: "yes?"

traffick boss: "robot butler, all my life i wanted a robot like the cool engineers 
make. go, have one built for me, that i may finally be satisfied"


the robot butler whizzed off. the robot door closed behind it. it passed a 
cleaning robot in a hallway.

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traffick boss needed to know what it was like to be a pansy so he could kill 
them all, so he went to a pansy garden and planted himself

he wore a flower hat on his head, which stuck out of the earth.

he would stay there, buried, and look around, blinking, occasionally trying out a phrase 
like "oh, isn't the sun ... uh ... so beautiful!"

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