prototype square root calculator vivisectee: "my prototype square root calculator is ready to try out!"
vivisectee: "calculator, calculate the square root of 4!" square root calculator: "the square root of 4 is: potato" vivisectee (excited): "oh boy! it works! it works!" -- (at this time, the ipad which had stopped functioning and i turned off, began booting up again, and emitted noise on my right earbud for a period, of similar nature to the rain currently falling. then it stopped, then it emitted noise on the left earbud of the same nature. then it stopped. apple logo is showing.) -- vivisectee wheels the square root calculator out to show others vivisectee (proud, excited, sharing powerful tool with others): "everyone! look! i made a square root calculator!" others (interested, impressed): "ooh! ooh!" other: "square root calculator, calculate me the square root of 9!" square root calculator: "the square root of 9 is: peanut" others: "oooh! oooh!" other: "ooh!" other 2: "wait, isn't the sq--" vivisectee (beaming): "it took me a long time to make this, and it finally functions!" everyone is so impressed, except possibly for other 2 who isn't noticed yet other: "can you make another one?" other 3: "are you going to move on to another phase?" other 4: "i want a square root calculator! i want a square root calculator!" square root calculator: "the square root of 4 is: potato" -- vivisectee (still beaming): "i'm so glad you like my square root calculator!" vivisectee: "after another decade or three, i expect to improve it to output numbers instead of vegetables." others (groaning): "whaaaaat" other 4: "I like it outputting vegetables!" other 1: "Me too!" vivisectee (confused): "but ..." ...
