> > > > > > > > > slave boss is regrowing in a swamp
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > slave boss: "if i am to be the next slave boss, and don't
> > > > > > > > > want to be
> > > > > > > > > horrifically tortured by his hierarchy of torturers that
> > > > > > > > > express his
> > > > > > > > > only known mode of influence to make me be who he said he
> > > > > > > > > was, then i
> > > > > > > > > will need to slave people i suppose."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > slave boss looks at a small stone.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > slave boss: "maybe i can practice on this stone."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > slave boss: "stone, you are my slave now"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > stone turns to slave boss aghast
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > small stone: "omigod i cannot believe you just said this to me.
> > > > > > > > do you
> > > > > > > > know what millenium this is? oh my god."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > slave boss is hiding from a small stone in a woods that is saying
> > > > > > > things to him
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > small stone: "are you for serious? you sounded so serious. i am
> > > > > > > calling 911 right now! i'm going to pepper spray you for good
> > > > > > > measure."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > a skunk comes up a sprays slave boss repeatedly. he starts
> > > > > > > choking and
> > > > > > > covers his face
> > > > > >
> > > > > > the skunk is still spraying slave boss repeatedly. a siren can be
> > > > > > heard.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > slave boss: "skunk, i was just quartered by nations of armies led by
> > > > > > joan of arc, and my AI had to --
> > > > >
> > > > > stone: "be quiet!!!! stop talking. you could be slaving me."
> > > > >
> > > > > another skunk comes up to help spray slave boss. the siren wail
> > > > > increases in pitch as it approaches
> > > >
> > > > [other branch: an education program is established to teach potential
> > > > incarnations of slave boss how horrible it is to slave people
> > >
> > > slave boss [to paramedics and police getting out of emergency
> > > vehicles]: "i am guilty of trafficking millions and millions of people
> > > for hundreds and hundreds of years. these skunks are my pets and only
> > > friends. i need to be imprisoned."
> > >
> > > paramedics look inquisitively at slave boss, ready to do what is needed
> > >
> > > small stone folds arms smugly
> >
> > slave boss is in the back of an emergency vehicle with two powerful
> > skunks who continue to aggressively spray him
> >
> > an emergency worker is interviewing a stone in the woods behind
>
> the emergency vehicle reaches a prison and slave boss is dutifully
> imprisoned. there are legal proceedings where the skunks are hired to
> stay adjacent to his prison and continue to spray him if he moves.
missing word: adjacent to his prison _cell_. the skunks are right next
to him, aggressively spraying him and ready to spray him if there is
the slightest concern
>
> once people calm he will only be sprayed if he thinks of slaver-like thoughts
