> > "you agree that the widgets will be delivered by slaves bla bla bla" > > > > "slavery is illegal, isn't it?" "i dunno, i assumed it was?" "slavery > > is technically legal if--" "no, slavery is illegal everywhere. we > > fought wars for this!" > > > > "you can't slave here! this is a free country!" > > > > "i am not slaving in your coun--" > > > > -- > > > > "it is making my clients unhappy that the agreement requires > > consenting to slavery. they say they refuse to buy-- > > slave boss tries redrafting [potential? business agreements > > "you agree .. that the widgets will be delivered by people ... > influenced heavily to be highly highly skilled at delivering and > protecting widgets ..." slave boss likes that part. maybe he will ask > machine learning marketer
slave boss: "machine learning marketer, you are new to slavery i imagine. usually we force the slaves to never mention slavery. but these slaves are complaining, asking for freedom. i see that profits have risen and risen despite this--" slave boss thinks maybe he is bugging machine learning marketer and should sort the business agreement out on his own