> > > > > > slave boss works on flower torture
> > > > > >
> > > > > > he and torturer are at flower garden
> > > > > >
> > > > > > slave boss: "so, with the new "flower" theme, i thought you might 
> > > > > > want
> > > > > > to see my pansy garden"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > torturer looks at pansy garden
> > > > > >
> > > > > > torturer: "you've been planting the pansies we care to throw in the 
> > > > > > dirt?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > slave boss looks at torturer
> > > > > >
> > > > > > slave boss: "yep!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > [puns tragic]
> > > > >
> > > > > in the garden, a pansy can be seen growing
> > > > >
> > > > > pansy [in garden]: "oh! i have such a big heart! things just matter so
> > > > > much! i can't bear to see anyone come to harm!"
> > > > >
> > > > > torturer looks at the pansy aghast
> > > > >
> > > > > slave boss: "see? they care one way, we care another. everybody 
> > > > > cares!"
> > > > >
> > > > > slave boss waters the pansy
> > > >
> > > > torturer goes in the garden and plants himself to get watered
> > > >
> > > > torturer: "pansy, tell me about growing"
> > > >
> > > > slave boss waters the torturer, a little confused.
> > > >
> > > > torturer [recieving water]: "i am but a pansy, deep down inside! it
> > > > just rips me to shreds to consider it!"
> > > >
> > > > torturer gestures expressively, but because he is temporarily a plant,
> > > > the gestures break his greenery and parts of him fall to the ground,
> > > > broken from the unhandleable pain of realizing his pansy heart
> > > >
> > > > torturer: "there on the ground lies my pansy heart. too distant, too
> > > > fractured from flashbacks and violence ..."
> > >
> > > real pansy: "oh, you poor torturer! i care so much about you!"
> > >
> > > the pansy drops seeds and old flower parts by torturer's soil to help
> > > fertilize him.
> > > the pansy lets the wind blow droplets of water from them onto torturer
> > >
> > > pansy: "please, take some of me to be nourished and healed!"
> > >
> > > pansy: "we all give everything we have for those in need! the sky
> > > provides unending bounty to heal the most deep of any scars!"
> > >
> > > slave boss waters the pansy and torturer to help them heal
> >
> > and lo, though torturer be shattered and murder'd from unending
> > reality-fracturing pain
> > his roots doth soak the water up
> > and the water doth carry fertile kelated ions to nourish him
> >
> > and new greenery in torturer did grow
>
> torturer looked around
>
> the wounds from realizing his pansy heart had sprouted new buds,
> swelling with nourishment
>
> he was alive.
>
> he didn't know he could survive being a pansy. he thought he would die.
>
> torturer: "this was exactly what i needed! thank you!"
>
> torturer and slave boss smile at each other

wikimedia pansies from
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansy#/media/File:Laitche-P003.jpg

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