> > Intern walked into the coffee room unto a strange sight >> >> > slave boss was chained up very heavily and was being held aggressively by > a bunch of mispurposed robot and human body parts, kind of collectively > forming a changing mass of two to three and half or so jointed figures. his > face was held over the xerox machine and held firmly in place and the > scanner head was repeatedly passing it, whirring and casting bright shadows > > one and a half or so of the semi-independent figures straightened and > whistled innocently when it noticed intern, and made to dash off, while the > half of the group tried to disguise themselves and their efforts as the > xerox machine [suddenly intern distracted by a shiny thing-- >
[elided: part of one group goes to relate to a worker why they are doing this, then the larger group expresses great fear and scurried into a shadow possible: worker is all "oh hey you forgot to print your scan" and prints the cope of slave boss's face squished against the xerox windows. the cyborg conglomerate is confused and surprised to see the copy. one group picks it up, puts it on a wall, presents it to other group. other group reorganized to look like police person with police hat, screws up face looking at photocopy, hrm what it is this (other group studies it confusedly while presenting it too) then suddenly cyborg conglomerate cop has big lightbulb realization and picks up the photocopy and marches to slave boss, who is still shackled to the xerox machine. the photocopy is compared and slaveboss is further handcuffed-- [they are trying to pantomime for worker to charge slave boss with evid--
