how to live underwater step 0: this list is farsical but reality-inspired
step 1. you'll need really heavy shoes so you can walk arpund wothout floating away step 2: maybe a hose or a diving tank, don't exhale into hose step 3: warning: it is very very wet underwater. wetsuits, wool, thermal clothing, or a warm clinate soubd helpful. get rid of papers theyll dissolve!! step 4: find or buy big amount of water step 5: ummmmmmm go into water step 6: figure out a way to cook food underwater. underwater hot plate?
