Tim May <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: > At 6:51 PM -0400 7/16/00, David Marshall wrote: > >"brat" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: > > > >> hook me up with some cool stuff > > > >Try altering some acetaminophen (the active ingredient in Tylenol). > >Pull the O=C-CH3 off the amine, and then remove the hydroxyl group > >from the para position. This will give you aniline, which is just an > >aromatic cyclohexane ring with an amine attached as a substituent. > > > >Aniline is a deadly poison because it kills the human liver. However, > >in your case, taking huge quantities of it would likely be the best > >thing you could ever do for the gene pool. > > > >If this is too much trouble, you can hook your trachea to the > >low-pressure freon line of some refrigeration equipment and inhale > >deeply. > > Careful! Next you'll be telling the bombz kiddies how to make > hydrogen cyanide gas with just their mother's nonstick frying pan and > other simple kitchen products. Well, I *could* think for about five or ten minutes, try to remember some of my organic chemistry, develop a method to do this with a halfway decent yield, and then post it. But the average American is dumb, and the average politician is dumber. While I wouldn't mind this idiot killing himself, I'd hate for him to use his newly found 31337 hax0r ch3m1s7ry sk1llz to drop stuff in peoples' drinks, though. So I won't do that, because it would be wrong. Yes, incredibly wrong. I see your point. :) > Then Agent Gordon will be able to report to Senators Feinstein and > Kelley that the Evil Cypherpunks are training terrorists and > assassins. Judging from what Congress is doing, next they'll get a list of the nation's chemistry and biochemistry college professors and report that they're training terrorists and drug dealers. Somehow, though, I think Swinestein and her ilk would be happy to see higher education banned. It makes their manipulation easier, and their lies less likely to be rebuffed. "Your honor, the State charges the defendant with four counts of possessing unlawful medical knowledge in the form of 'Medical Physiology' by Guyton, two biochemistry texts, and a microbiology textbook, and with one count of possessing unlawful chemical knowledge which COULD BE USED to make a terroristic device, in the form of 'Organic Chemistry' by McMurry."
