"This Just In --- Internet to be rooted thru central FBR servers. Death of the 4th Amendment predicted. Movie at 11."
We have always been at war with Iraniraqistan. -- "Four Arab-looking guys reading the Koran are much less suspicious if they have the cards and can just slash them through card readers." ~ Alan 'Ausweis Macht Frei' Dershowitz For the irony impaired there now follows a FICTIONAL! (repeat FICTIONAL!) example of exactly the sort of thing that will NOT be grounds for a no-knock warrant. > > Freind, > > Compliments of the season. Grace and peace and love > from Almighty God to you. I hope my letter does not > cause you too much embarrassment as I write to you > in good faith, based on the contact address given > to me by a friend who works at the Pakistani embassy > in your country. Please excuse my intrusion into your > private life. > > I have fallen on some hard times. Vindictive government > officials who are bent on dealing with my family have > made it necessary that I seek your assistance on their > behalf. The Swiss government has already frozen all > the accounts of my family in Switzerland, and some > other countries would soon follow to do the same. > I no longer have freedom of movement in my own country. > > My tent blew away and the gr8 s8n gave my camel a severe > case of hemorrhoids. What with the winter coming next > week, can I stay at your place for a while? ];-p > > > yours > > ITMA > > > > > >
