Shop Until you puke (english) by Laura Bush [EMAIL PROTECTED]
As the First Lady, I would like to commend you for encouraging the rabble to shop. While you are shopping, could one of you peasants pick something up for my lover, Osama? I have been hiding him out at the White House. George has caught us in bed on three occasions and I have told him that Osama is my minister and he is teaching me how to be saved. The beard really does tickle when he does kinky things to me. The Dummy is looking for Osama in Afghanistan so that he can pin the 9/11 hijackings on him and sentence him in a military tribunal. Osama says George is out of his fucking mind. I have to agree. Osama fathered the twins, you know. Amazing how corporate media won't cover any of this shit. www.thefuckingwhitehouse.gov killthepresidentkillthepresidentkillthepresidentkillthepresidentkillthepresidentkillkillkilll.
