http://sthlm.org/~oz/bilder/ninjalesson.jpg TORNADOES SPARE PORN SHOPS: From a Thursday, April 18 posting in RAME arrives the following: "Here in the Metroplex of Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas we observed very unstable clouds all afternoon Tuesday, which finally rotated during rush hour into three tornadoes, one touching down less than a half mile from a string of customer-filled "porn shops" on the eastern boundary of Fort Worth, in what formally was an unincorporated area of the county. About the same time, another tornado demolished much of the old downtown section of another eastern Fort Worth neighboring community less than five miles from the "porn epicenter", and leveled a church in the process. Thank to "the Grace of God," as quoted by the news media, no one was in the church at the time and there were no injuries. The point of all this, is my question, if things had been reversed, and the tornado had struck the cluster of porn shops instead of the church, how quickly would the same media have called it 'The Wrath of God'? Just an observation." Voyager 7 glibly responded: "This is why I get such a kick out of the feeble-minded people who believe there is a god. Now for science. Tornadoes are steered away from major metropolitan areas by these area's 'urban heat island effect'. This is why they always brush the outskirts of an urban area, preferring easy pickings such as trailer courts and churches. You ever see the heat signature rising from a decent, well-stocked smut emporium? If there was ever an air war in this country, it's been documented in Air Force training manuals, that if you are dog fighting over an urban area, and have a heat seeking missile bearing down on your ass, to fly into the heated upward column over the nearest smut shack and the enemy's missile will get confused and drop harmlessly away, preferably into a church."
