http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/26598.html
Web pornographer hacks bin Laden
By Thomas C Greene in Washington
Posted: 09/08/2002 at 08:49 GMT
The Western intelligence establishment must be dancing for joy knowing
that Internet pornographer Jon Messner has managed to infiltrate the
shadowy world of al-Qaeda cyberterror involving a Web site called Al
Neda.
This amazing story, broken by senior
CNN drone Mike Boettcher, details the cheap publicity stunt of a pathetic
little man who pimps his own wife on line via naughty, nudie Web-cams
through his 'housewives' porno Web site.
Following Boettcher's expert investigative reporting, we learn that
Messner hijacked a high-level viper's nest of hideous terrorists. Or
maybe he just copied their posts. Boettcher seems not to know the
difference, or care.
"Messner, using the aggressive tactics he's employed to run his
adult site, said he 'hijacked' Al Neda for five days and recorded a
'virtual who's-who of every hostile message board and site on the
Internet,'" Boettcher says.
"Traffic to the site increased under his control, most of it coming
from Saudi Arabia, [Messner] said. The majority of the September 11
hijackers were from Saudi Arabia."
Surely that's all the evidence we need. Traffic from Saudi Arabia. Case
closed.
Of the patriotic Messner, Boettcher writes, "His Porsche and its
'WIVES' vanity plates memorializing his success in adult entertainment
are, he believes, a testament that he and his family are living the
American Dream."
Well, if the American Dream involves pimping your wife on the Web, then I
reckon he's right about that. Thank God thousands of brave young men are
sleeping rough and eating crummy MREs in Afghanistan as we speak,
exposing themselves to considerable hardship and risk in order to
preserve it. � You may get lucky.
