Police down here are now convinced that the Nebraska mail box bomber was a
one man Al Quida cell after close study of satellite photo's from the new
aussiesat.
"If you have a few snifters of rice wine you can definitely see a turbaned
face with a beard,"said Sgt Sweeny Truncheon Jnr.while examining downloaded
snaps.
The new satellite,the dirty magpie 1,has already scored a major HUMINTEL
coup with the first taped transcript of a Bin Laden phone call since last
century.
Subject: Post Kuta,sheik to shrub courtesy call tapped by new aussat.'dirty
magpie 11'
Sheik: (On intercom) Ladies and gentlemen, due to the Amerikkka
Corporation's legacy of greed around the globe, it is about to be taught a
lesson on real power. You...will be witnesses. If our demands are not met,
however -- (sad smile) -- You may become participants instead. (pause
checking notes) Now, where is...'Arbusto'? Where is the man who... (slight
smile) ...used to be in charge here?
Bush: (defensively) This is what this is about? Our Tourism project in
Indonesia? Contrary to what you people think, we're going to develop that
region... not 'exploit' it.
S: I believe you. (smiling) I read the article's in TIME. and the Post.
Mr.Bush, we could discuss industrialization of men's fashions all day, but
I'm afraid my associate, Dr.Hambali, has some questions for you. Sort of
fill-in-the blanks questions actually...
A COMPUTER SCREEN SPITS OUT: HOMELAND SECURITY CORPORATION. BOARD
WORKSTATION. ENTER CENTRAL COMPUTER CODE KEY _
B: I don't have that code yet...! (exhales scared; to Ham) You broke in
here to access our computer?!? Any information you could get -- they wake
up in NSA in the morning, they'll change it! You won't be able to blackmail
our senators or threaten --
S:SIT DOWN!
Mr.Bush..President Bush,I'm not interested in your computer. (pause) I'm
interested in justice for the Muslims in this world,or at the very least
the prospect of some justice,someday.With your selectivity about UN
resolutions and being resolutely opposed to a World Court...well...I don't
have THAT long to live.
B:You want...justice? What kind of terrorists are you?
S:(amused) Who said we were terrorists? ...
...look,will you at least get out of my country and stop financing Israeli
state terror ...please?
B:It's useless! There's the seven sisters we answer to,the lunar Christian
right,the Jewish lobby,neo-con and liberal Imperialists and THEN what you
call justice might be applied to all OUR terrorist crimes.You'll never get
justice under corporate capitalism!
S:I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four.JUSTICE NOW!
B:I don't know the first thing about it! If there was I wouldn't even be
here.Get on a Goddamn jet to PyongYang and ask the chairman! I'm telling
you! You're just going to have to kill me --
S:Okay.We do it the hard way! (cuts out.)
