The leader of China,thats Hu.
It's gettin' dang hard to tell the cowboys from the goddam Injuns eh pards?
What with the goddang limies teamin' up with Al Qaida in Af-Ree-Car and
Turkey's gon' green.Hell even Raz-Putin's been threatnin' to release the
Hanssen fah-ells loose.
The poxy C/punks reckon they got some secret dang weapon,like a dang
gatling,I guess.Shit knows what'll happen when we poke a stick in the
middle east.
Now We Bang Yu or Who Flung Dung or what-eveh the heck his name is,is
breathing down my neck. The freekin' Peekin' yellow peril,'Honey I forgot
to duck!'
Pass the pretzels darlin',Ah ahm plum tuckered out.
