Iraq has handed in a weapons report and the only thing they left out was
the weapons.
That shows you how clever Saddam Hussein is. By the time Bush finishes
reading this thing, he�ll be out of office.
Bush started on Saturday and he�s now on page two!
Bush asked for the Cliffs Notes version.
Right after the speech, Hussein was congratulated by his two sons, Uday and
Qusay. Isn't that Pig Latin? "Uday, Qusay! Ixnay on the eaponsway!"
This Saddam Hussein is nuts, he's a maniac, but he's also wily. He�s now
trying to act like a nice guy. The other day he apologized to Kuwait � and
today he resigned from the Augusta National Golf Club
The other day down in Washington President Bush gave the juice to the big
Christmas tree. Did you see that? He accidentally hit the wrong switch and
bombed Iraq instead. Did you read that?
Top FBI experts say today that killing Osama bin Laden would not stop
terrorism. But there are some things you can do just for the fun of it!
President Bush is now forming a new economic team. Bush is smart. He's
going to use the same people they used to count the votes in Florida. He's
going to have them count the money in the treasury. This way, it'll look
like, "Oooh! A surplus!"
As you know, United Airlines filed for bankruptcy yesterday. U.S. Airways
filed for bankruptcy a couple of months ago. Do you realize that before
this is over, the United States could have more no-fly zones than Iraq?
To give you an idea how strapped United is for cash, they�re now selling
their air sickness bags to the Carnival Cruise Lines people.
http://www.newsmax.com/liners.shtml
Federal MP stuck in wrong loo
Federal Labor MP Graham Edwards says there is a serious side to an
able-bodied Member of Parliament being caught in a disabled toilet at
Parliament House in Canberra.
Mr Edwards, who was disabled during the Vietnam War, mentioned the incident
in Parliament, highlighting the fact the unnamed MP hit the assistance
button when he found himself stuck in the disabled facility.
Mr Edwards pointed out that many disabled toilet doors do not open inwards
or outwards but simply slide.
He says the serious issue is that, in the wider community, disabled car
spaces and toilets are often abused by able-bodied people.
"I just think at this time of year particularly people should respect the
fact that disabled facilities are put there for people with disabilities
and at the end of the day, ignorance isn't a disability," Mr Edwards said.
http://abc.net.au/news/justin/nat/newsnat-12dec2002-35.htm
Who's the goose?
http://www.aph.gov.au/house/members/member.asp?id=0V5
A frontbencher of course.
Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister for Finance and Administration.
Acting Parliamentary Secretary to the Prime Minister from 14.3.02.
From an early speech in the new parliament..."...Somehow the building
lacks much symbolism and what little there is is obscure and must be
elaborately explained to be fully understood..."
http://www.aph.gov.au/house/members/firstspeech.asp?id=0V5
