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Everyday
I am Vicky, he is Greg, she is Jasmine, I am his wife, she is my friend, he is her boyfriend, his name is Greg, he is my husband, I am pregnant, she is pregnant, I have my own place, she has her own place, he has his own place, we all live in the same building, we spend most of the time at his place, sometimes he sleeps at my place, we all get along most of the time.. life is good. We work at home, Moo helps allot, he's is our modern day assistant, (butler in old terms). Joel works hard, he is the other half of the business. It's great weather, we all love living in Miami Beach.

The last 3 days
Thanks to the people that sent me  funny pictures. This days I am so scared, because I will have my baby soon. It is like any time now... I get ready for the hospital I pack my bags for me and for my future new friend-The baby:) Everything will change soon, everything is always changing so fast, we live a fast life. Greg changed his schedule to sleep all day and work all night, we don't spend  that much time together this days, it is not easy to have, checks bouncing,
a business to run, 2 pregnant woman to feed, 2 babies on the way, and CHRISTMAS on top of it. My sister Nicollet came to visit me, she lives in Mexico, she wants to be here for me and the baby. Her company makes me so happy. Jasmine failed her Real Estate class test, but that wont stop her, she is determined.

Past Time - Part 2
March 2001 - I return from Bulgaria, nothing has changed, except that Greg long time friend of 4 years have gotten much closer. Jasmine and Greg, well I guess I expected it, better her than any of the others.. well.. June 2001, Greg says I am a "party" pooper cause I don't like his crazy parties with sex crazed young girls all over the house, so Greg buys me a ticket to go visit Mexico to visit my sister in Mexico.. In Mexico.. we talk everyday on the phone... I miss him, he loves me, he begs me to return. I return and it's even worse, now I have to move out of the house into my own apt, and Jasmine is moving in for a few months, it was fun and sad going out to buy used furniture.... he says its all my fault because he told me what to expect before we got married, and this is what happens when I "don't play ball", he told me I was forewarned that this is the way it would be, and if I don't like it I could always leave, he says that to every woman, you don't like it.. leave.. and he wont stop you. My mom and dad have been together for 25 years, I know what it takes to stay married... this is nothing, none of those other women will put up with his ways the way I do, except Jasmine, she would do anything for him...

This is my life.... more next time.                                            Newsletter Archive

Vicky

 

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