On Tuesday, December 24, 2002, at 09:38  AM, Morlock Elloi wrote:

Expect to hear not of a hausfrau being busted, but of the roundup (so
to speak) of Mohammed Sayeed, Hariq Azaz, and other thought criminals
for buying two many gallons of Roundup at the local Walmart.
I'd guess that the credit card usage among People With Wrong Sounding Names is
falling sharply. Will cash survive ?

A fun hack might be for folks to throw away their "Random J. Cipher" and "A. Hacker" supermarket "courtesy cards" and get new ones, ones with names like "Abdul Ibn Aziz" and "Sharif Bin Laden."

"Thank you for shopping at Safeway, Mr...uh...Mr....Bin Laden...uh...is that your real name?"


--Sharif Bin Laden



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