Shakespear wrote, "A rose by any other name would smell as
sweet." But does this poetic philosophy hold true for
pussy?
According to Dr. Betty Dodson, and her video "Viva La Vulva,"
it does. Here's how Dr. Dodson describes her video on her website,
BettyDodson.com:
"Ten women from different ethnic backgrounds, aged 25 to 68,
celebrate the beauty of their sex organs by posing for their pussy
portraits. They discuss their attitudes and share their inner-most
thoughts about the relationship they have with their genitals."
(jimmyD sez: I don't have a vulva, but I can certainly understand having
a relationship with one's genitals. Mine with mine is very touchy-feely
and hands-on.)
"They discuss their attitudes and share their inner-most thoughts
about the relationship they have with their genitals, including the
pet-names they have given pussy."
(jimmyD sez: When I was much younger, I named my dick 'Winston.' Don't
ask me why, I have no freakin' clue.)
"They groom their genitals for a close-up photo while sharing
techniques on trimming and shaving pubic hair. At the end of the video,
Betty guides the group through a series of different techniques for
genital massage. The light-hearted dynamic of Viva la Vulva makes for
joyful viewing.
While the other women observe, Betty Dodson points out the individual
design of each vulva in the spot light. A Classical cunt with perfect
proportions, a Gothic vulva with cathedral shaped arches, a Baroque Pussy
with elaborate drapery and an Art Deco yoni with graceful fluted lines.
The variation and diversity is like snowflakes: No two vulvas are ever
identical."
jimmyD sez: I have to agree with that last statement. As a professional
pornographer with almost a decade of experience, I've visually appraised
hundreds and hundreds of pussies--up close! And each one seems to have
its own unique appearance. I'll admit some are more attractive than
others, but each one, in its own way, seems to hold its own
allure--though I'll admit some hold more allure than others. By the way,
has anyone else ever heard it called a "yoni?"
A satisfied customer writes in to Dr. Dodson:
"My Dear Betty,
Finally, after too long a wait, I received your "Viva La Vulva"
video. It was worth the wait, unquestionably. Well done, my dear. Having
always loved looking at a woman's vulva, et al, I was still enthralled at
just how unique each woman can be. The color, shape, size the labia and
how beautiful they really are is truly amazing. You ladies are
fantastically more beautiful than we guys.
Of course I loved looking at each lady's clitoris. All in all, it is a
lovely tape. You are to be applauded again for helping women appreciate
the beauty of their genitals. There is really no ugly pussy, only
different and unique ones. Keep up the good work. When will we see
another video? Please feel free to include my letter on your web site.
Dave. Jackson, MS"
jimmyD sez: I agree, Dave! There really must not be an ugly pussy. I've
never heard a guy say that once he got far enough along with a girl to
reveal her pussy, he decided to turn back and not to fuck it because it
was too damn ugly. I guess that's why Shakespear also wrote: "Love
looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid
painted blind."
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