TOTALITARIANISM FOR DUMMIES 2/24/2003 In a brave move by the literary
publishers the book 1984 has been re-branded and re-marketed as
"totalitarianism for dummies"
Now in a bright yellow cover with a photograph of George Bush emblazoned
across it with the slogan "I did it and I can't even pass high school
exams" the book explains in easy terms and step by step guides how to
control your population with a state of "Permanent War", how to set up your
own "Ministry of Truth" and how to control the minds of your minions with
Doublethink.
The thought police and ministry of truth have been merged into one by the
president as the homeland security department and plans are underway to
install a two way screen into the homes of millions of gullible Americans
for their own safety.
Terrorism is now the ever changing enemy shifting seamlessly from Osama
Bin-Laden to the equally evil and tyrannical despot Sadam Hussein. In a
rather clever move Bush has even managed to convince the UN security
Council to disarm a nation before invading, therefore allowing Bush to take
over the oil fields with little or no resistance from the unarmed, hungry,
Iraq population.
"Stripping gullible American citizens of their human rights was so easy
with the guidance of this wonderful book" George bush has been thought to
say "After I created a climate of fear, the oppression of my own citizens
was a synch"
"With the instructions in this book I can alter history to suit my needs,
bareley anyone can remember the time we supplied Sadam with weapons to kill
the pesky Russians now that we are at war with him, and as for the Afghan
to Indian ocean oil pipeline� well now we have got rid of the Taliban we
can go ahead with installing this and forget the war on terrorism spin"
"Even my past felonies and drink driving convictions have faded into the
same memory hole as my financial dealings with oppressive regimes" may have
been quoted by George "I can't get enough of this book. In February we
announced a plan to create an Office of Strategic Influence to provide
false news and information abroad to help manipulate public opinion and
further our military objectives. We then got the same department charged
with spreading disinformation to test itself by telling the stupid public
it itself does not exist and they fell for it like lemmings of a cliff"
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