Saddam Hussein also challenged Bush to a debate. That would be something to see, huh? The butcher of Baghdad versus the butcher of the English language.

I understand that President Bush has a counter offer. He's going to agree to the debate as long as his brother Jeb gets to decide who wins it.

President Bush has said that after the war with Iraq we will send them food and medicine to help rebuild the country � and if that works we'll try it here.

In Georgia, Senator Zell Miller is very upset with CBS for doing a reality show called "The Real Beverly Hillbilles" about a lower-middle-class rural family that moves into a mansion. Didn't we have a show like that? It was called "The Clintons."

Economists say that consumer confidence is at its lowest level it's been in 10 years. Things are so bad women now go to Kmart, beat their kids and then go right home. They don't even buy anything.


According to a new Court TV poll, 91 percent of people think celebrities get preferential treatment in the judicial system. The other 9 percent are celebrities.


A recent Gallup poll found that one in two Americans believes in extrasensory perception. Fifty-four percent believe in psychic or spiritual healing.

Surveys & statistics are really stupid. 34% of all people know that.




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