What do you call millions of fat,white,dead ugly Americans?
A good start.
This of course is Fat Tuesday! (cheers) Which in America is followed by
wide-ass Wednesday, big-ass Thursday and flabby Friday.
Plastic population
Nearly seven million Americans succumbed to pressure to remain
eternally youthful last year and opted to undergo cosmetic nipping and
tucking.
The American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery said 6.9 million
people underwent some sort of cosmetic medical procedure in 2002, with
tummy tucks and breast enlargements growing in popularity.
Those opting for surgery rather than non-surgical changes, increased by
one per cent to 1.6 million over 2001 as Americans, driven by images of
Hollywood stars and top models, strive to remain young.
The five most popular cosmetic operations in 2002 were liposuction,
breast enlargements, eyelid surgery and nose jobs.
