Is It A Rat?

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sending over 1 BILLION jokes every year! CYPHER , This is Definitely The World's Largest Daily Joke Network March 14, 2003 Quote of the Day Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck Jokemaster's Note All the critter stories I received from your feedback today as well as the activity that is going on in my apartment when I'm at work...it's time to call the exterminator. It's great to have a couple of mice when you live in the country but when you live in New York...you tell yourself "of course it's a mouse..." fearful it could be a rat! (That is also what I try to tell myself when dealing with the two-legged kind!) Your stories from health hazards to finding baby mice in a T-shirt drawer (Yuck!) I've thrown in the towel...I think I meant to say Pests not Pets...just another one of my famous typos! A can't just get a cat for this job...I'm either going to get a lion or an exterminator...Hmmmmm! Have a great Friday! RESPOND: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Today's Joke Brother John entered the 'Monastery of Silence' and the chief monk said, "Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." Brother John lived in the monastery for 5 years before the chief monk said to him: "Brother John, you have been here 5 years now, you may speak two words." Brother John said, "Hard Bed." "I'm sorry to hear that" the chief monk said. "We will get you a better bed." After another 5 years, Brother John was called by the chief monk. "You may say another two words Brother John." "Cold Food," said Brother John, and the chief monk assured him that the food would be better in the future. On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the chief monk again called Brother John into his office. "What are your two words you want to say today." "I Quit." said Brother John. "I'm not surprised," said the chief monk. "You've done nothing but whine and complain since you got here." Pic of the Day Ahh...I found a way to outsmart that JokeMaster! Give the Gift of Laughter! Send this e-mail to a friend! Friend's Email JOKE NOTE PIC QUOTE Want More Laughs? Subscribe for FREE! Click below to receive more daily funnies from our various joke lists. Just fill out the easy form! CLICK HERE Going on Vacation? We'll hold your mail and drive you to the airport. CLICK HERE You received this e-mail because when you signed up you agreed to receive Joke-Of-The-Day from The Humor Network. If you don't want to get these letters anymore please click here or send a blank email. © 1997-2001 Optanetwork LLC / The Humor Network of original material and compilation of material. All Rights Reserved. JOKE OF THE DAY is a Registered Trademark of The Humor Network. All rights reserved. No Permission is granted for redistribution of The Humor Network Jokes, cartoons, photos or other material without the expressed written permission of The Humor Network. For info on licensing content, email [EMAIL PROTECTED]