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Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don't want
to press your luck. Daryl Stout
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The pest problem has died down and so have the pests.
My exterminator for his strange ways knew what he was
doing and I'm thankful for his technique. No more
surprises from the little critters.
Happy Saint Patrick's Day! We will have the traditional
St. Patrick's Day parade here in New York today. So that
means tons of alcohol will be consumed. I'm not being
stereotypical, that is what happens...it's sad.
Walking around the streets of New York this evening...
my neck will be sore...from looking the other way!
This holiday brings out some nasty extracurricular
activities which include public urination, projectile
vomiting and tons of brawls.
I'd rather just go home and go to bed...it's the safest
place to be...Have a great Monday...Erin Go Braughless...
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His wife had been killed in an accident and the
police were questioning Finnegan.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked
the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years,"
said the Irishman.
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