We're At War...Your Thoughts...

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sending over 1 BILLION jokes every year! CYPHER , This is Definitely The World's Largest Daily Joke Network March 18, 2003 Quote of the Day If you can't see a light at the end of the tunnel, you're in the wrong tunnel. Scott Roeben Jokemaster's Note We are on high alert - Orange - nothing is funny about that... We are about to go to war. I'm very nervous about that...all duct tape is sold-out in this city! Forget about dating or French kissing for that matter...it has to be Freedom Kissing! Oh, my brain is trying to make jokes but there are no jokes about America's current situation. All last night I heard F-16 planes over the city...it's very frightening...on the way to work I saw police officers as well as troops with rifles...that went on in other countries... not here. Our world is changing and I'm wondering...how does the rest of the country feel about America going to war? Let me know... RESPOND: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Today's Joke A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back to her place for the night. When they arrived at her house, they went right into her bedroom. The guy saw that the room was filled with stuffed animals. There were hundreds of them all over the place. Giant stuffed animals were on top of the wardrobe. Large stuffed animals were on the bookshelf and on the window sill, and a lot of smaller stuffed animals were on the bottom shelf. Much later, after they had sex, he turned to her and asked, "So ... how was I?" "Well," she said, "You can take anything from the bottom shelf." Pic of the Day Give the Gift of Laughter! Send this e-mail to a friend! Friend's Email JOKE NOTE PIC QUOTE Want More Laughs? Subscribe for FREE! Click below to receive more daily funnies from our various joke lists. Just fill out the easy form! CLICK HERE Going on Vacation? We'll hold your mail and drive you to the airport. CLICK HERE You received this e-mail because when you signed up you agreed to receive Joke-Of-The-Day from The Humor Network. If you don't want to get these letters anymore please click here or send a blank email. © 1997-2001 Optanetwork LLC / The Humor Network of original material and compilation of material. All Rights Reserved. JOKE OF THE DAY is a Registered Trademark of The Humor Network. All rights reserved. No Permission is granted for redistribution of The Humor Network Jokes, cartoons, photos or other material without the expressed written permission of The Humor Network. For info on licensing content, email [EMAIL PROTECTED]