Of Mice And Men...

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sending over 1 BILLION jokes every year! CYPHER , This is Definitely The World's Largest Daily Joke Network March 20, 2003 Quote of the Day A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill Jokemaster's Note I know we are all on the edge of our seats trying to figure out what the future has in store for all of us. In terms of what's happening with the war. I'm also at the edge of my seat trying to shoo away some of the critters who have the will to survive. I guess I'm learning from my house pets or pests. (What a difference a typo can make!) I can't believe it! I have to call my exterminator for a second time around. I called my landlord but in New York that is like calling the wrong number...you feel the need to apologize and then hang up from embarassment. He of course told me all the reasons I have mice and it's not his fault. And by the way, he said, "Your neighbor downstairs thinks you play your music too loud! From what your neighbor reported...the mice would run out or your apartment with their paws over their ears!" That's a New York landlord...isn't responsible for the problem and will give you another reason never to call him again! Okay I tried. I'm not going to argue with him. In New York there is no argument...real estate is scarce! I know what I have to do this weekend...watch that movie Ben and get some pointers!!!! Have a great Thursday! RESPOND: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Today's Joke As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was quiet, sad, looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, Lieutenant?" I asked. He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive." I asked, "What's the difference??" He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education." Pic of the Day Watch Out For Falling Cows! Give the Gift of Laughter! Send this e-mail to a friend! Friend's Email JOKE NOTE PIC QUOTE Want More Laughs? Subscribe for FREE! Click below to receive more daily funnies from our various joke lists. Just fill out the easy form! CLICK HERE Going on Vacation? We'll hold your mail and drive you to the airport. CLICK HERE You received this e-mail because when you signed up you agreed to receive Joke-Of-The-Day from The Humor Network. If you don't want to get these letters anymore please click here or send a blank email. © 1997-2001 Optanetwork LLC / The Humor Network of original material and compilation of material. All Rights Reserved. JOKE OF THE DAY is a Registered Trademark of The Humor Network. All rights reserved. No Permission is granted for redistribution of The Humor Network Jokes, cartoons, photos or other material without the expressed written permission of The Humor Network. For info on licensing content, email [EMAIL PROTECTED]