Willard's Revenge...

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sending over 1 BILLION jokes every year! CYPHER , This is Definitely The World's Largest Daily Joke Network March 21, 2003 Quote of the Day If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Milton Berle Jokemaster's Note It's the second day of war...it seems there is enough TV coverage for us to get the big picture...but I still get confused. Are we winning? Is our military okay? The videos of big explosions really scare me...is that in Iraq or is that down the street? Well we'll just have to sit tight and hope for the best.... Here is an idea for getting rid of my mice that Sammy was kind enough to share...(I have never heard of this before!) and a lot of you who have the same problem as me want to know what they can do...here it is... "I found a really cheap way to get rid of mice. Put a little dry dog food (about a teaspoonful) in a 5 gallon plastic bucket and place it near a counter or table where the mice are. They will get in the bucket to get the dog food and can't get out. Then you can dispose of them as you like. Perhaps give them to your landlord. I have caught as many as thirteen in one night this way and its a lot cheaper than an exterminator." Wow and thank you! Sammy's got the idea...how to get rid of the enemy... Kerrie Lynn writes, "I myself would check our WILLARD!!! Now thats a movie that will give ya some pointer's!" LOL Well that's it folks...have a great Friday! RESPOND: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Today's Joke A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked. "What did you take?" his priest asked. "Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake." "This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?" "No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber." Pic of the Day Beginner's Golf Give the Gift of Laughter! Send this e-mail to a friend! Friend's Email JOKE NOTE PIC QUOTE Want More Laughs? Subscribe for FREE! Click below to receive more daily funnies from our various joke lists. Just fill out the easy form! CLICK HERE Going on Vacation? We'll hold your mail and drive you to the airport. CLICK HERE You received this e-mail because when you signed up you agreed to receive Joke-Of-The-Day from The Humor Network. If you don't want to get these letters anymore please click here or send a blank email. © 1997-2001 Optanetwork LLC / The Humor Network of original material and compilation of material. All Rights Reserved. JOKE OF THE DAY is a Registered Trademark of The Humor Network. All rights reserved. No Permission is granted for redistribution of The Humor Network Jokes, cartoons, photos or other material without the expressed written permission of The Humor Network. For info on licensing content, email [EMAIL PROTECTED]