Me First! Me First!

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sending over 1 BILLION jokes every year! CYPHER , This is Definitely The World's Largest Daily Joke Network March 22, 2003 Quote of the Day The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit. Dwight Morrow Jokemaster's Note Is it me or does Tom Brokaw have a really bad speech impediment? I've been watching the coverage of "Day Number 3: America At War." I prefer Peter Jennings but I watched Tom instead. I've listened to Mr. Brokaw before but only for about 20 minutes, reporting the National News at night. I've have been watching him this last week and it's been more than 20 minutes a night. It's more like a couple of hours...I had to change the channel to Peter Jennings...who to me looks like 007. He's the James Bond type of reporter. Now getting back to Tom...does he sound like a marble mouth or is my 10 year old television playing tricks on me? "the therror thstruck very thclose tho zahome..." that is what I heard him say the other night...is it a bad lisp? or is he in denial about the war too? RESPOND: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Today's Joke A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk."I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." MORAL OF THE STORY: always let your boss have the first say. Pic of the Day Yummy! Yummy! Do they have to pay extra for car insurance? Give the Gift of Laughter! Send this e-mail to a friend! Friend's Email JOKE NOTE PIC QUOTE Want More Laughs? Subscribe for FREE! Click below to receive more daily funnies from our various joke lists. Just fill out the easy form! CLICK HERE Going on Vacation? We'll hold your mail and drive you to the airport. CLICK HERE You received this e-mail because when you signed up you agreed to receive Joke-Of-The-Day from The Humor Network. If you don't want to get these letters anymore please click here or send a blank email. © 1997-2001 Optanetwork LLC / The Humor Network of original material and compilation of material. All Rights Reserved. JOKE OF THE DAY is a Registered Trademark of The Humor Network. All rights reserved. No Permission is granted for redistribution of The Humor Network Jokes, cartoons, photos or other material without the expressed written permission of The Humor Network. For info on licensing content, email [EMAIL PROTECTED]