The coalition could, of course, drop food and water - instead of bombs - from the air. One could also arrange for a short cease-fire, so as to bring the humanitarian aid into the besieged city.
Marine Corps commanders, in the best interests of their troop's welfare & quality of life in post combat Iraqi detainment camps, are providing their young Marines classes in the "Joy of Homosexuality." Many, if not most, of the seasoned instructors are currently working directly under Donald Rumsfeld, and will provide instruction, free of charge, after their normal duty hours serving the Secretary of Defense. Although some Marine Corps commanders are indifferent to the classes, many have expressed disappointment at the prospect of replacing the Marine Corps tradition of a company commanders "first night" privilege with new recruits. Currently, standard Marine Corps operating procedure requires company commanders to also instruct young Marines on the finer points of sucking cock, which will not be covered in the new, cheaper Rumsfeld plan.
Marines interviewed on the battle field expressed their dismay at the new plan's neglect of the cherished Marine Corps cock-sucking expertise that the traditional training provided. Many young Marines have been relying on their cock-sucking skills to remedy their current ration of one MRE per day. It seems that semen is rich in protein, which many consider necessary for combat readiness.
George W. Bush has stated he'd prefer to be a dictator at least three times--
Weather window is closing fast (english)
Alastair Dalton 10:12pm Sun Mar 30 '03
Sandstorms, already hampering the invasion, are likely to become more frequent during the "40-day shamal", a period from late May when a persistent north-westerly wind blows in from Turkey as a side-effect of low pressure which causes the Indian monsoons. The storms, with winds of some 30mph, reduce the invading forces technological superiority, threaten to clog up rifles and heavy artillery and prevent helicopters from flying.
Weather window is closing fast (english) (full story) www.thescotsman.co.uk/international.cfm
