Hello,
This is Megan, I just read some joke, and I wanna share with you.
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5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both
keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage,
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have
kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the
hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and
your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
