Title: Amazing
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Here
is your joke of the day:
A man, exiting a grocery store, was very surprised when a rather good-looking
and perky young lady greeted him cheerfully by saying "Good Evening."
Her face was beaming. At least she was smiling until he gave her that "Who
are you?" look. He couldn't remember having ever seen her before.
Then, she obviously realized that a mistake had been made and apologized.
She explained, "Oh, I'm so sorry. When I first saw you I thought you
were the father of one of my children." She walked on her way into
the store.
The man was left staring dumbfounded after her. More than a bit puzzled,
he thought to himself, "What is the world coming to, an attractive
woman who doesn't even keep track of what the father of her children look
like."
However, he was also a bit flattered that he might resemble one of her former
suitors. But, also hoped that nobody overheard her saying that she mistook
him for being the father of one of her children.
A bit panicked, he then thought, "Could I possibly have forgotten a
relationship? Could it be that I really fathered a child?" Still stunned,
he walked to his car. He still did not realize, of course, that she was
a fifth-grade teacher at a local elementary school. |
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