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Proctor (exceedingly angry): "So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"Soph. (meekly): "The right leg, sir."
Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today."It works like this ," she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name of a poet -- Robert Burns, for instance." She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns. "Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman, a bobby in flames, See? Bobby Burns!""I see what you mean," said the class know-it-all. "But how can you tell that it's Not Robert Browning?".
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought he comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for sure. So he makes up a sign and posts it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, which says, "Warning, one of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide." So the kids run off and make up their own sign, which they post next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next day to look over his field. He notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives over to the sign and takes a look. It says, "Now there are two"
A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive store. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the owner discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!" "Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared." So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!""I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
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