nezamisliva sudri yaghus An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.""That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?""He was your doctor."
A four-year-old Catholic boy was playing with a four-year-old Protestant girl in a children's pool in the backyard. They splashed each other, got very wet and decided to take their wet clothes off. The little boy looked at the little girl and said, "Golly, I didn't know there was that much difference between Catholics and Protestants."
One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper's house drinking beer.They ran out of beer before they were ready to quit drinking, so they decided one of them should go out for more beer.The snail said, "I'd go, but I'm kind of slow. Besides, Grasshopper, this is your neighborhood so you know where to go."The grasshopper said, "I don't mind going, but my hopping will shake up the beer and we'll get sprayed every time we open one."So they decided to send the centipede; and the grasshopper explained how to get to the nearest liquor store.An hour or so passed and still the centipede hadn't returned, so the snail and the grasshopper decided to go look for him.They got as far as the the front door and found the centipede sitting there putting on his shoes.
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