At 09:47 PM 6/24/2004, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
> Subject: My name is !
I had parsed the Major's Subject line diffently,
and was expecting this to be followed by
My name is ! My name is ! My name is ! Slim Shady
I'm Slim Shady! I'm the _real_ Slim Shady!
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitatin!
etc. etc.
and while a cop might not expect you to break out into song
when asked a straightforward question,
cops these days who aren't doing extortion are
mostly doing political theater, so why not a bit of musical theater,
at least as long as you convince the RIAA that what you're
doing is _advertising_, not plagiarism...
