Title: today only
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You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse
People get dizzy just watching you.
You answer the door before people knock.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
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To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
You ski uphill.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
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