Title: today only
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A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
People get dizzy just watching you.
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You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
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