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[samuel fulton]

One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub.He staggeredback to take apiss,whipping his prick out ashewent in thedoor. However,hehad wandered into the ladies room by mistake,surprising a womansittingonthecan, T his is for ladies! she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said So is this! One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdybar forpossibleviolations of thedrivingunder the influencelaws. Atclosing time,he saw afellow stumble out ofthe bar,tripon thecurb,and tryhiskeysonfive different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. evone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver,read himhis rightsandadministeredthe Breathalyzer test.The results showedareadingof 0.0. The puzzled officer demandedtoknowhow thatcould be.The driverreplied, Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy.

How strange! she exclaimed, drawing a long breath
Yes; but it's lots of fun, if it IS strange, remarked the small voice of the kitten, and Dorothy turned to find her pet walking in the air a foot or so away from the edge of the roof



Vicoodin, Xahnax, Phenstermgine and much morte - Samheday Shispping !

Come back, Eureka! she called, in distress, you'll certainly be killed
I have nine lives, said the kitten, purring softly as it walked around in a circle and then came back to the roof; but I can't lose even one of them by falling in this country, because I really couldn't manage to fall if I wanted to


losih allvaldi sz02 wadd A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on thetable, andorders adrink.When he's done, slamgoes his pawagainfor more.Thisgoesonfor abouthalf anhour, and just when he wasgoingtodoit again,the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, How about my money, the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has for money.