Joke Of The Day
A young man was pulled over by the Mississippi State Police for speeding.
The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and
swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast
for boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The
young man handed over his license.
Then the officer noticed that the back seat of the car was full of large
knives. The officer said, "Tell me boy, why you got them knives on
that there back seat?"
The young man replied, "Well sir, I'm a juggler."
The officer spat some tobacco
juice and then he said, "A juggler; well you don't say. Boy, put
cha hands on the trunk of yer car; you going to jail!"
The young man pleaded with
the officer not to take him to jail. He offered to prove to the officer
that he was a juggler by way of demonstration. He said, "You can
even hold me at gunpoint while I juggle for you." The officer reluctantly
allowed him to prove his point while he held him at gunpoint.
Two miles down the road
at Joe's Tavern, Billy Bub was drinking it up with Jerry Lee Jones.
Billy Bub soon left and got into his old, rusty pickup truck. He proceeded
down the road trying his best to stay on the right side. All of a sudden
Billy Bub spotted the most unbelievable sight of his life! He drove
to the nearest phone booth and dialed the number for Joe's Tavern and
asked for his buddy, Jerry Lee.
When Jerry Lee got on the
phone, Billy Bub said, "Whatever you do when you leave that tavern,
don't go north on route 109. The state police are giving a sobriety
test that nobody can pass!"
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