Joke Of The Day
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet,
head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50
bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After
the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into
the rough on the 9th.
''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few
minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point
penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses
it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.
''After all of the years we've been
partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me
out of a lousy 50 bucks?''
''What do you mean, cheat? I found
my ball sitting right there!''
''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon
says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last
five minutes!''
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