West Texas is where kids learn to fuck jackrabbits by slitting their guts to fashion a pokehole. The jacks' death kicking of the cojones is what leaves an urge in them as adults to spread the practice to the state, the nation, the world, any place to hunt gash.
You thought dove hunting is what drew visitors to the state. Heh. Think of the joy of hurling inseminated rabbit guts at depleted confreres.
