I putted these slides into one tar file: http://hfg-resources.googlecode.com/files/RSA-US-2013.tar.bz2
On Mon, Feb 25, 2013 at 12:51 PM, Dave Aitel <[email protected]> wrote: > How to be offensive without being offensive. There's no class in this, > and I have to say that I'm not that great at it and maybe never will be. > > I spent all last week with my grandfather who's 92, and lived through > WWII. I'd say "fought in WWII", since he was in the Air Force and really > wanted to be, of all things, a navigator, but the way he puts it is that > the best place to be in a world war is "far away from it". There's a lot > of parts of him now that are the not the same, but the engineer in him > is stronger than ever, weirdly emphasized by a long time away, seeing > details of the environment - every bolt in the pavement in high relief. > > He lives on a big block of land in Herndon, which now has CACI and > Mantech buildings roaming the land that used to be pig farms like a herd > of brachiosaruses. None of that impresses him - not the inch thick > stacks of badges at Red Hot and Blue, and not the magic technology, each > gadget more shiny than the last. Part of that is because 92 year olds > are hard to impress, and part of that is because he worked at RCA fifty > years back building machines under an SAP with vacuum tubes in the > building that became the NSA. > > That said, twice now I've been told off in Herndon restaurants for > cursing too loudly during dinner. Everyone in these restaurants whispers > to each other all night. I can just imagine the amazingly boring sex > they have after dates like that. > > And as part of the plan of "not being embarrassingly bad at > man-wrestling during INFILTRATE-BJJ" this year, I paid the mat fee and > trained at Fairfax JJ, just a short drive from where I grew up. In > between choking me out the asberger's kid pointed out that I was too > tentative. Some part of me just wanted to avoid that particular war, I > guess. > > So to sum up, it's been a weird week. Next week is RSA, and Tuesday and > Wednesday in the Expo Gateway from 12-1 I'm going to be doing my best to > avoid cursing or being offensive in any way while at the exact same > time, trying not to be too tentative. Frankly, those of you who know me, > or who have ever eaten dinner in a restaurant near me, know I'm going to > err on the side of offensive. So come by and heckle if you're there! > > -dave > > -- > INFILTRATE - the world's best offensive information security conference. > April 2013 in Miami Beach > www.infiltratecon.com > > > > _______________________________________________ > Dailydave mailing list > [email protected] > https://lists.immunityinc.com/mailman/listinfo/dailydave > -- GNU powered it... GPL protect it... God blessing it... regards Shawn _______________________________________________ Dailydave mailing list [email protected] https://lists.immunityinc.com/mailman/listinfo/dailydave
