"At one point Padma says "I'm not a security expert and you are, which is why I 
hired you". The Chief Strategy Officer of Cisco is not a security expert?! 
Lovely."

Then again, you don't really consider Cisco (or any other network vendor for 
that matter) a security company, do you? Yes, these companies make (some) 
security related niche products, but that's a world of difference from 
understanding security as a whole. I'd say that if you make a product that 
requires JRE 1.6 to run (not necessarily Cisco), you are effectively 
disqualifying yourself as a security company.

Bottom line; stop acting surprised, you knew this already.

Andreas

Sent from the cyber

31 mar 2014 kl. 23:57 skrev "Dave Aitel" 
<[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>>:

http://www.rsaconference.com/videos/126/the-new-model-of-security

Cisco's keynote starts with the traditional eyeball gouging "humorous" video 
making fun of how it's hard to get different security solutions to work 
together. Wouldn't it be easier if everyone just bought everything from Cisco? 
I'm sure it would! The video ends with all the actors cursing at the audience, 
which is telling, and then Christopher Young apologizing for the video, like 
it's the first time he's ever seen it and he's sorry for subjecting the 
audience to the cursing parts of it, or, you know, any of the "jokes".

After that it is a painful sit-down between Christopher Young (SVP of Cisco's 
Security Business Group) and Padmasree Warrior (CTO/Chief Strategy Officer of 
Cisco). Why do companies do these sit-down style keynotes? It's like someone 
did a study on the most unlikely way to capture an audience's attention, and 
then implemented it as relentlessly as a Chinese SSHD password brute forcer.

At one point Padma says "I'm not a security expert and you are, which is why I 
hired you". The Chief Strategy Officer of Cisco is not a security expert?! 
Lovely.

These things are scripted to sound unscripted, but instead they sound like 
horribly written scripts delivered by people who hate what they are saying. 
That, or there was some sort of contest on the least funny way to say "Internet 
of Things" eighty times in 24 minutes - and let me tell you, they *found* it.

Open APP 
ID<http://www.drchaos.com/open-app-id-cisco-commits-to-open-source-and-application-identification/>
 gets announced to no applause whatsoever. "The policy can be dynamic. We need 
a community working on that. " Or in other words, "Please somebody do our work 
for us so we can catch up to whoever the market leader is in this space". Marty 
might have to explain this to us all in better terms on the list here, cause 
Padma and Christopher chew their explanation up like a three year old eating a 
Lima bean and Brussels sprouts salad. They want to build controls for 
applications except the mobile systems they want to control are not under 
enterprise control at all (they "assume the devices are untrusted"), and the 
network traffic will be encrypted. So how are they controlling things again?

In the end, these people got on stage to demonstrate that they have a muddled 
thought process and no clear vision for the future. Look, after watching this 
you can't help but feel sorry for everyone involved in the production of this 
keynote, and the entire marketing team the CEO of Cisco fired after watching it 
on YouTube. I'd worry if I was either Padma or Christopher as well because 
they've clearly lost sight of both the forest and trees, if this keynote is 
anything to go by.

-dave





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