Just for calling me a cyber policies person I might do an entire keynote on writing Solaris exploits. :)
-dave On Tue, Jun 13, 2017 at 9:12 PM Tomi Tuominen <[email protected]> wrote: > # > # t2'17 - Call For Papers (Helsinki, Finland) - October 26 - 27, 2017 > # > > Do you have a fear of being naked[0] in front of other people? Can you > name a president[1] who has climbed a palm tree during an official state > visit? Do you prefer small and efficient airports? Would you like to > present world class research to a highly technical audience? If not sure > yet, please continue reading. > > t2 infosec is warmly welcoming you to Helsinki, on October 26-27 2017 - > CFP is now open, and by submitting a talk, you get a chance to answer > one or more of the previous questions. > > Finland, the country in the heart of darkness, has managed to survive > neutral and independent throughout its history despite facing pressure > from the global superpowers due to her geopolitically strategic > location. Dominance over the Baltic sea depends on controlling a handful > of islands, Åland islands being one of the areas of importance. In a > very typical Finnish fashion, we have embraced the 160 years of Åland > islands demilitarization by drinking at home, alone, in our > underwear[2]. Even Vogue[3] approves that. > > While many people here would like to officially see us as the gateway > between east and west - either through our land border with Russia or > the fastest flights between Europe and Asia [4], the biggest advantage > comes from the side alleys of the Internet. On the imageboards, the last > sanctions for true freedom of speech, Finnish tactical meme capabilities > hold a special stature - loved, admired, feared and hated, sometimes all > of those at the same time. Classics like Spurdo spärde are shitposted > with an intensity only a country with a long history in developing > Linux, Internet protocols and mobile phones can provide, while new > organic highly viral OC is pushed out at a rate comparable to major > information warfare centers. > > In addition to meeting the nation, which produces above average amounts > of hackers, memelords and F1 drivers per capita, Helsinki in October > offers you a mix of modern and classic architecture, saunas, casual > foreign intelligence activities [5], early days of Northern European > winter and cold weather, and chance to visit neighboring countries by > just hopping onto a ferry at one of the harbors. > > We organize this conference out of love and do our best to make it a > memorable experience to both speakers and audience alike. If you're in > doubt, just send questions with #t2infosec hashtag on Twitter for an > (un)biased opinion. This is an event from hackers to hackers. > > t2’17 offers you an audience with a taste for technical security > presentations containing original content. This is your chance to > showcase the latest research and lessons strategic offensive > capabilities, practical applications for 48 Laws of Power, snakeoil-less > security certifications, scientifically proven remote sensing, dropping > zero days during presentations, scaling defense or buildings, detection > mechanisms and tactics, preventing diamond heists, putting the ASL into > ASLR, new vulnerability classes or something completely different > containing love, happiness and traces of technical security. > > The advisory board will be reviewing submissions until 2017-08-01. > First come, first served. Submissions will not be returned. > > Quick facts for speakers > > + presentation length 60-120 minutes, in English > + complimentary travel and accommodation for one person[6] > + decent speaker hospitality benefits > + no marketing or product propaganda > > Still not sure if this is for you? Check out the blast from the past > https://t2.fi/schedules/ > > Considering many of our visitors know what they want and trust us to > deliver, we're making their life easy.. The registration is now open! > > How to submit > Fill out the form at https://t2.fi/action/cfp > > References > > [0] No worries, we have saunas to cater to both nude or non-nude guests. > [1] Urho Kekkonen > https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Kekkonen-Tunis-1965.jpg > [2] https://toolbox.finland.fi/images/finland-emojis/kalsarikannit/ > [3] > http://www.vogue.com/article/finnish-trend-kalsarikannit-vogue-archive > [4] > > http://www.cnbc.com/2016/10/17/finnair-launches-singapore-to-helsinki-route-claiming-fastest-way-to-get-to-europe.html > [5] > > http://yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/finnish_intelligence_warns_foreign_powers_targeting_young_politicians/9540600 > [6] Except literally @nudehaberdasher and @0xcharlie > [42] Ladies, gentlemen, and hackers, this year our headlining keynote > speaker is the voice of reason when it comes to cyber policies, offense and > Buffy the Vampire slayer, the person who needs no introductions, Dave > Aitel! - https://twitter.com/daveaitel > > -- > Tomi 'T' Tuominen | Founder @ t2 infosec conference | https://t2.fi > > _______________________________________________ > Dailydave mailing list > [email protected] > https://lists.immunityinc.com/mailman/listinfo/dailydave >
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