Posted by: "Marilyn Day" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sorry, I thought this too funny
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From: weasel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Bo Rhoades <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Marilyn day <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Carol Unger
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Sent: Friday, January 21, 2000 6:56 PM
Subject: Fw: Dogs
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: DATACARE <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2000 6:55 PM
> Subject: Dogs
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> > The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
> > >
> > > Collie + Lhasa Apso
> > > Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
> > >
> > > Spitz + Chow Chow
> > > Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
> > >
> > > Pointer + Setter
> > > Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
> > >
> > > Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
> > > Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
> > >
> > > Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
> > > Peekasso, an abstract dog
> > >
> > > Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
> > > Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
> > >
> > > Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
> > > Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
> > >
> > > Newfoundland + Basset Hound
> > > Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
> > >
> > > Terrier + Bulldog
> > > Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
> > >
> > > Bloodhound + Labrador
> > > Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
> > >
> > > Malamute + Pointer
> > > Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter
> > > anyway
> > >
> > > Collie + Malamute
> > > Commute, a dog that travels to work
> > >
> > > Deerhound + Terrier
> > > Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
> > >
> > > Bull Terrier + Shitzu
> > > Oh, never mind....
> > >
> > >
> >
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