Well, about last thursday night.... so as many of you might have heard.. last thursday night was not your normal intro ride... infact... some of the action made us rock&rollers a bit afraid..... two, posible three riders having a hostpital trip... one front wheel, possibly a fork bent.... Eisch....it was a very unusual night indeed...I mean, yeah we know this is MTB and it's not if, but when you will whipeout... but so many on one night?
but lets start at the beggining, 17 Riders left the Moomall and headed up the dirt for a few schwings around quad loop... We had three new riders (two of which were ladies- awesome!!!) and we were having a lot of fun, the weather was super and there was a lot of "fun" in some of the sandy sections that kept you on your toes.... So we meet Eric at Ecstacy park and our 18 lights flood through the trees like electons in an atom, what a lekker Jol... WE decide to have a few little dices around the loop and leave in the first batch of four... Johan takes the lead with Bo and Rory hard on his tail... me playing catchup... we shoot through the singletrack like a scene from starwars... on the open home stretch, the sprinters are pumping some 40km+ neck on neck... next thing ... KaBoooom!!!!! Johan and Rory collide in one hectic explosion of dust, bike parts, riders... EEeeeeiinaaaa.... after assessments it seems that Johan was in pain my able to move freely.. his bikes front wheel looked like a pretzel.. Rory was up too, ready to go but noticed a bit of discomfort in his shoulder... eisch... so q.t. and Daleen zoot off to collect the D&D ambulance (Daleens car) and a few off us jump on the pretzel to see if it might be recoverable... no good... Daleen (now ambulance driver) rushes off the injured riders and bikes and our group is reduced to 13... we detour pass Cornwall so Bo can check up on his crashed out Epic partner. From there the 12 of us cruised down Super tube and along the service road.... the group seems unusually quite..in need of a laugh... but no fear.. I pull out a printout of wicked oneliners that Dash had sent earlier... I squint to read it.. and begin... <<drum roll please.>> >>>>1.Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2.Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." 3.A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 4.A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." 5.A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 6.A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 7.Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" <<<<< It didn't take long to realise that the laughing was more at me, than at the jokes... so we continued and Stan and Spinner diced a train for about 300m.. after yet another black beauty sighting... we swung up and under the highway on some lekker singletrack and eventually popped out at VO2Max. I took over sweeping to allow Nico a chance to open up.... the dice was on from the word go... and it is said that it all came down to tactics... or atleast a sneaky bigblade high speed pass just near the finish...hehehe Well Done everyone!!! with that we decided that it had been quite an evening and time for beer... so we cruised through pvr towards the MooMall.. at some point Spinner and Mariza re-enact the kamikazie crash, but luckily at a much lower speed... we cruise on via various singletracks towards the moomall.. I could see Mariza holding her arm up while riding, it was really hurting. They decided to go and get it checked out... man what a hectic night..... especially for an intro route.. eisch.. At Spur, we celebrate The Mummy's birthday (who co-incidently got his nick name after a wicked whipeout at thrashers skate park) with beers and the spur folks sing and bring icecream and sparklers... was great to hear of his awesome Mauritus trip Eisch.. the damage... Mariza has a stress fracture in her elbow. Rory's colar bone is broken in four places..... haven't been able to contact Johan so far. Eisch what a night, hope you all recover speedily form you injury and damages and we see you on the dirt soon. >>>>>the rest of the oneliners<<<<< 8.A man complains, "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That's the Tom Jones Syndrome," explains the doc. "Is it common?" asks the man. "It's Not Unusual," says the doc. 9.Two cows are standing in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy. 10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at, either. 11. Deja Moo:The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do?" "Let's have a look at him." says the vet. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" asks the man. "No, because he's really heavy," says the vet. 13.I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 14. I went to the butcher's and wanted to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 15. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel. 16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too! 17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "DAMN!" --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "DarkAndDirty" group. 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